Funny words

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Teacher :

History is a very interesting subject.

It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student :

Please teacher,

I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher : Why?

Student :

There is no future in it.



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Teacher :

Ted,if your father has $10 and

ou ask him for $6,

how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher :

You don't know maths.

Ted : You don't know my father


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Mother :

David, come here.

David :

Yes, mum?

Mother :

You really disappoint me.

Your results are getting worse.

David :

But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother :

I know that.

But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow,

so I am scolding you now.



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Father :

Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday,teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son :

On Tuesday,she said 4+4=8 And on

Wednesday,she said 6+2=8.

If she can't make up her mind,

how do I know the right answer?



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Old lady :

Doctor,I've got a pain in my left leg.

Doctor

(after examining her) :

It's caused by old age.

Old lady

: Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.



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